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Joke of the Day
"I broke my hymen riding a horse... Its dick sure was huge!"
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"Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if you name was ""MMMMMMMMMUUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHH."""
"Obama:*sits down and whoopee cushion makes fart noise* what th- JOE Biden:*tears in his eyes, points at trump* HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SIT THERE"
"What do you get if you cross a rapist with a tractor? Fertilizer"
"When you watch Jersey Shore, Darwin cries."
"Life got you down? Just remember that you will never be as confused and sad as the friends and relatives of the world's first clown."
"What did King Arthur do in Camelot? He ""came"" a lot."
"Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!"
"Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" The other fish says ""Holy shit a talking fish!"""
"What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea River..."