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Joke of the Day
"What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot."
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"yo mama so fat when she dive into the ocean there is a tsunami warning out!!"
"What finally killed Captain Hook? Jock Itch!"
"What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen Talking."
"You wake in a field, nude, grass stained elbows, knees and a condom in your ass, Do you tell anyone? No? Wanna come camping with me this weekend?"
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's OK now."
"Forgot to pack tights so I'm wearing yoga pants with my dress and a long sweater. I look like a crazy cat lady."
"Bert walks up to Ernie and asks, ""Ernie, you want some ice cream?"" Ernie says, ""Sure, Bert!"""
"That hot guy you see on the train every day with headphones on? Imagine....imagine if he was listening to a podcast. Not so hot now is he?"
"[in bed] Her: *seductively whispering* in the mood for a midnight snack? Me: *Oreo crumbs all over my face* I'm way ahead of you"