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Joke of the Day

"I once met a guy who had a law fetish. He got off on a technicality."

"I used to be addicted to soap... i am clean now"

"I take the ""L"" and ""R"" on my headphones way too seriously"

"Your mom is so dumb. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer."

"I assume the #1 reason people change their identity is b/c they answered ""You too"" when the barista said ""Enjoy your bagel."""

"I never bought candy bars from those kids on my doorstep so I guess they're all in gangs now."

"Why did Harry Potter's friends pick him up and pass him around on his birthday? They were playing pass the Parseltongue."

"Did you hear about the Supreme Court ruling that you can marry a sandwich? Yeah, the BLT community are very excited!"

"Why was the astronaut so sore? He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid."

"Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard? Try to disable sticky keys."