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Joke of the Day

"What does a 72 year old snatch taste like? Depends..."

"Why are dentists usually always male? Because they like to be in other peoples mouths."

"party idea: ""DUI or IUD?"" u can only invite people who have one or both and u CAN'T divulge which"

"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope"

"what idiot named it erectile dysfunction instead of ballzheimer's"

"Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n? Because n always has to be the center of attention."

"What a polite guy... I met Michael J Fox the other day. I only gave him a hi-five and he still shook my hand."

"After announcing our weight at birth, parents shouldn't stop. If they announced it at every birthday, we'd all be a lot skinnier."

"REPUBLICAN (running for office): We need to make haircuts safer! REPUBLICAN (in office): Haircuts will only be done using chainsaws."

"What's the difference between Jews and Harry Potter? Harry Potter escaped the chamber"