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Joke of the Day
"What do you call people who rely on the ""safe period"" for contraception? -Parents"
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"Why do penguins have skinny penises because they only have flippers"
"States are like butts No one likes the flat ones."
"Handicap jokes are getting old And quite honestly, they're lame as fuck."
"Daughter (5): ""Daddy your tummy is big and bouncy just like our trampoline"" Me: ""Well you're short and can't spell chrysanthemum"""
"As a guy... being sexually frustrated must be hard."
"What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el"
"I tried to convince the grape that she had dried out... But I just couldn't raisin with her. I'll see myself out."
"Sex is like snow. You never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who gets shit and pissed on all the time? John"