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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun has one trigger."

"I figured out why there are so many masturbation-related injuries that's when all the guardian angels cover their eyes"

"How do you confuse a blind person? Toss them a basketball and ask them to read it."

"Why did the heart get sent to police station? Cardiac arrest."

"Statistics show.. that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gangbangs."

"I still remember the last words my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. ""Hey! How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"My wife just got breast implants made out of oak I don't think I could do that, I think it'd hurt, wooden tit?"

"I'm pretty sure Jesus was Italian Because only an Italian mother could think her son was a god. And only an Italian son could think his mother was a virgin."

"Before I go to bed, I like to take a bath and than listen to Single Ladies. Its my own Bed, Bath and Beyonce."

"what picture is guaranteed to make the front page of Reddit? Bernie Sanders sitting on a mildly interesting toilet while playing fallout 4"