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Joke of the Day

"Being a Jedi isn't all bad. I've been sitting around in my bathrobe for decades."

"I've got 40 raisins in my savings account ...oh no wait, that's my currant account."

"What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs? Adele"

"Did you hear about the guy that got shot in the back of the head in a movie theater? He was sitting in front of pee wee herman."

"Ethiopia How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Stable bread to the ceiling."

"There are only 3 types of redditors... Those that post,"

"Doctor: ""It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."" Patient: ""Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."""

"How do you capture a polar bear? 1. Dig a hole in the ice. 2. Place a bunch of peas around the hole 3. When the bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole."

"Kids are like farts. You can just about stand your own."

"Relationships are just anteing up on each other's crazy until one person decides the pot is too big and folds."