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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak."
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"How do you circumcise Luke Skywalker? Kick Princess Leia in the jaw."
"""What do we want!"" ""Hearing aids!"" ""When do we want them!"" ""Hearing aids!"""
"the other day, I got into a car accident. A midget got out of the other car and said ""I'm not happy!"" I said ""Well, than which one are you?"""
"Never date a tennis player Love means nothing to them."
"In actuality, Batman is just a more violent and dark version of Inspector Gadget."
"I don't like lollipop ladies... They make me cross."
"Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face."
"LeBron Still Wins MVP. Most Visible Penis."
"*wakes up from surgery How did it go? Surgeon: Good, your nose only lit up twice"