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Joke of the Day
"Shot my first turkey today. Scared everyone in the frozen meat department."
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"RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I'M PREGNANT"
"The best way to eat a salad is to order a pizza instead."
"This tweet has been brought to you by... ...Stay Free Maxi-pads... ...When your uterine lining looks like the elevator from The Shining."
"France and Italy are in a battle against each other. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides."
"Meanwhile at the drugstore... What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication? You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist."
"I bet ducks would love bananas if they knew about bananas."
"A mexican, African American and Muslim walk into a bar.... They see that Donald Trump and a group of his supporters are there, so they get they quickly get the fuck out there."
"Reddit, what is your favorite anti-joke? Share your favorite anti-joke, or make one up. Or don't. It's your life."
"Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team? She kept running away from the ball"