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Joke of the Day

"Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels"

"Cop: Know how fast you were going? ""55?"" Cop: Faster. ""217."" Cop: Um, no, 72. ""24?"" Cop: I already told y- ""Negative 6?"" Cop: Get out."

"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."

"Ugh man, I hate when pornos try to have a story. Don't act all surprised dude, just do her."

"Racial jokes: Put em here, let's see what ya got! How do you starve a black man? You put his food-stamps in his work boots!"

"Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10? Because 7 8 9."

"What do 9 volt batteries and butt holes have in common? You know you shouldn't, but one day you're probably going to try licking one."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !"

"Who was the best financier in the Bible? Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation."

"Just became a father last week! My son is a tea fanatic, can you guess his favorite kind? Tit-tea"