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Joke of the Day

"You tell me to get off my high horse? Why dont you tell the damn horse to stop getting high all the time.. His drug problem isn't my problem"

"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."

"At a gag gift exchange, I gave a woman a hotdog and a condom She said ""Frankly, I never sausage a small weiner."""

"Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong ""Web Developer""."

"""2, 4, 6, 8!! Ride my face let's fornicate!!!"" And with that, HR banished me from all future employee picnics."

"I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker Can't wait to see my new cock."

"My business portfolio is a cigarette butt inside an empty beer bottle."

"How many non-binary gender-fluent people does it take to change an LED lightbulb? DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY LIGHTBULB?"

"People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I'm not expecting them to be practical"

"Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long."