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Joke of the Day

"You tell me to get off my high horse? Why dont you tell the damn horse to stop getting high all the time.. His drug problem isn't my problem"

"I used to be terrified of my dentist. He wasn't rough with my teeth or anything, he was just a paedophile."

"If by self-help you mean helping myself to all the liquor in your cabinet... Then yeah... I'm about as self-helpful as they come."

"Just once I would like to hear an athlete thank God for their talent and their pharmacist for everything God left out."

"what has Trump and Brexit got in common no plan"

"I walk with a limp so people think I have a gun in my boot. And because I sprained my ankle running away from a moth."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile."""

"What's the most common Jewish name? 17038"

"A thief broke into my house, looking for money I got up and did the same thing."

"Mexican word of the day ""Budweiser"" That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"