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Joke of the Day

"My coworker just took a broom and pole vaulted over the cubicle partition to confront the woman who accused her of being on speed."

"I like to lie down on the top of a hill, then tumble down to the bottom. That's just the way I roll."

"What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona? Tucson."

"A mathematical limerick A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more."

"I've started calling my penis the bullet. It's really small and comes really fast."

"What medical condition are Clinton supporters currently experiencing? Tendienitis"

"Apparently the police think the murder weapon was a colander. But that theory doesn't hold water."

"Give a man a fish... And he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish... And he'll wanna use your yacht!"

"There are no atheists in parking lots where you've dropped your phone face down on the asphalt."

"Can you do smth funny with this pic ?? http://s27.postimg.org/8inkoc6xv/S6300633.jpg"