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Joke of the Day
"What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality."
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"There's only one thing I remember from sexual harassment training. ""Harass"" is just one word."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Dad, I'm over here."
"Where can Grammar Nazis find asylum? Grammargentina"
"Did you here about the Jewish son who asked his father for $50? The father says - ""40 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"""
"I heard you guys like corny jokes I'll give you an ear full : ^ )"
"Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder..."
"What's the difference between a black man and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."
"What kind of water do ducks drink? Bottled Waddle."
"I bartered a ring for a shop vac All she does is suck up my wallet and spend all my money."