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Joke of the Day

"DON'T BREATHE! Studies show that 100% of humans that have died have inhaled oxygen at least once in their life."

"What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend? Have I got an ax to grind with you."

"Terrify your parents by answering your cellphone."

"Bishop gets in trouble for saying fruits should get married in churches ""It's only reasonable, they cantaloupe"""

"I heard Sylvia Brown died... Bet she didn't see that coming."

"What did the male lamb say to the female lamb Nice rack"

"[creating foxes] GOD: make it orange & give it a fat tail ANGEL: ok... GOD: and make it sneaky ANGEL: you sure? GOD: yeah... real sneaky"

"Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ? The shoe has a sole"

"Glee has ruined that word for me"

"What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common? They all went down on a President."