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Joke of the Day

"I have trouble ending small talk. Some guy I started talking to in 1998 on a bus is still talking to me. His name is Gary. He hates rain."

"Have you heard the joke about the guy addicted to brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime."

"The portrait fell down from the wall, And struck the young man's head. ""A striking likeness!"" was just about all, The rueful punster said."

"I gave an elderly hare viagra but it died I guess old rabbits die hard"

"I like my pizza ""Chicago"" style. full of bullet holes."

"What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine? ""Are we there soon?"" ""Not jet."""

"Jaws (2015): ""(cell phone) Hi Coast Guard, yeah a shark is banging my boat oh you're on your way great thanks"""

"I gave away all my dead batteries recently... ... free of charge, of course."

"What do you call someone who was born in a camper? A son of a hitch!"

"How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name? They should've gone with the Hurricanes."