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Joke of the Day

"Few things stress me out as much as a waiter who doesn't write the order down."

"The reason why Scientology can't be a religion? There are no 1,000,000 people that died because of Scientology."

"McDonalds can't extend their breakfast hours because at 10:01am, the eggs become self aware."

"What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital? Impatient OC from r/dadjokes"

"A combo of two classics. Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to your house. .................. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken!"

"I like my women how I like my video on VLC player always on top"

"One ply toilet paper. Get in touch with your inner self."

"Down in de islands, what do they call de dew in de morning? Daylight come!"

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art."

"How can you tell if a gay person is dead? Check pulse"