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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing? Justin Bieber"
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"What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single"
"Promised myself that today I wouldn't steal anything, kill anyone or use any Meatloaf song lyrics in a sentence & two out of three ain't bad"
"When I was a kid my mom told me I could become whatever I wanted So I became a disappointment"
"So I walked into the pharmacy the other day... because I needed to grab some condoms. As I was checking out, the clerk asked, ""do you need a bag for that?"" I replied, ""Nah, she's not that ugly."""
"A relationship without trust is like a phone without service. And what do you do with a phone without service? You play games."
"- Are you upset? Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... - No."
"Got to THE GATES and St. Peter said, ""Go home you're drunk!"" Just another time alcohol saved my life."
"Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake."
"When you're really angry, instead of saying a filthy curse word, try yelling ""Finnegan's Biscuits!"" I find it quite satisfying."