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Joke of the Day

"Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts? He was against separating the whites from the coloreds."

"Home made honey mustard ! I have a beehive full of bees trained to eat mustard ... and that is what comes out !"

"I decided to email Ted Kaczynski yesterday Edit : wow, my inbox blew up"

"MEDIC: ""Put pressure on the wound!"" ME: ""Hey, wound! All the cool kids are drinking and you should too!"""

"A boy asks his father, ""Where's the big storm going?"" The father replies, ""Miami."" The son says, ""Is your Ami going to be ok?"""

"I just woke up pissed off for no reason..... now I know how a woman feels."

"How does ISIL prefer their eggs? Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled."

"What's the hardest thing on a cowboy? The 4th grade."

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry, sir, but you have an STD. I suggest you make a list of all your partners--"" Lou Bega: ""Way ahead of you."""

"People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to shut the fuck up What I'm doing is **natural** and strengthens the bond between me and my dog."