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Joke of the Day

"What breathes out but never in? Your asshole"

"I had no internet or cable last night and I was left with my thoughts. I guess that's why the pioneers usually died so young."

"Somebody complimented me in my driving today... They left a little note on the windshield, it said ""Parking Fine."""

"this nation needs a monument dedicated to its teens. how about a giant middle finger carved out of a mountainside"

"My blind friend went to Home Depot... he picked up a hammer and saw!"

"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he gets 3 ho's... Yeah it's bad... But santa isn't real anyways..."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives."

"1 in 5 people are Chinese. Only 5 people in my family, it's either mom or dad, brother Colin, younger brother Ho Chan. I think it's Colin."

"3 legged Dog A 3 legged dog walks into an old western salon, looks around, and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""

"I have a joke that will make you look stupid. Oh. I see you have already heard it."