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Joke of the Day
"What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other? See you next month."
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"I work as a product designer for a condom company. This annoying frog keeps advising me on my designs. ""Rib it! Rib it!"""
"So, I asked my grandfather why he doesn't have a life insurance His answer? ""Because I want you to be truly sad when I'm gone"" :("
"A guy was stealing Morton and Everstart. He punched the owner when confronted... He was charged with assault and battery."
"I'm not racist People just disappoint me."
"What is the cheapest cut of meat on a deer? The balls, cause they're under a buck."
"If your problem can be solved by: Naps Cake Drugs Alcohol or Murder Then you don't really have a problem."
"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar"
"What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers? The taste."
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."