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Joke of the Day

"A mexican, African American and Muslim walk into a bar.... They see that Donald Trump and a group of his supporters are there, so they get they quickly get the fuck out there."

"My son is 2,000 years old and still lives with His parents. #loser"

"Like it or not... That's how Facebook works."

"My favorite hobby is pretending to be surprised when my credit card is declined."

"When your girlfriend says ""I love you"" reply with ""I love you more!"" Because relationships are competitions that must be won."

"What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play? Soul"

"I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body then I was born."

"I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my ""before"" picture."

"It's nice to see women who don't lose their figures as they grow older. They take such a long time to paint and Warhammer is expensive enough as it is."

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but do you know what two Wrights make? An airplane."