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Joke of the Day
"Have you read that new book on antigravity? It's hard to put down!"
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"I'm not sure what happened to the word ""cocksucker"". People use it now to describe a bad man when it actually describes a good woman."
"If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?"
"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?"
"What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan? Battle Royale with cheese"
"A strange sense of humor. Surprisingly, but the long walks on the moor very breathtakingly."
"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair (credit to my physics teacher's wife)"
"I'm selling my vacuum cleaner It's just collecting dust. I'll show myself out"
"If a psychic goes to the bathroom in the forest, does he make a sound? No, because the ""p"" is silent."
"My father's sister is obsessed with killing germs, we call her Auntie Bacterial."