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Joke of the Day

"Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn't read that, you sang it."

"What's the most useful type of hat? A handy-cap"

"Next time someone says ""Thanks!"" reply: ""You're welx!"". It's a cool new abbreviation I made up you can use. Make sure to attribute it to me."

"So How do you circumcise a Hillbillie Kick his sister in the jaw."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! HAHAHAHA!"

"Have you heard about the kidnapper? He's really got away with kids."

"Two aerials (antennas) meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant."

"If my children are any indication of how much I talk, I would now like to apologize to any man I've ever dated...EVER"

"If we have an Idaho, why don't we have an Idapimp? Rimshot.mp3"

"Where do you put a black jew? the back of the oven!!!!"