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Joke of the Day
"I have a short joke for the ladies, on Thanksgiving My penis"
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"Dear Gingers, It could be worse. Sincerely, Albinos"
"What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded? Blue. One blue this way <---- and the other blue that way ----->"
"Why was the mathematician stressed out? He was in a dilemma."
"[stops girl before she walks in the puddle] ""I got this one babe, *pulling out a straw* stand back"""
"What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar? Billiards and Billiards"
"How do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator."
"Virgin Airlines is opening a bank called Virgin Money. It's for people who've never been screwed by a bank before."
"I told a rape joke the other day and a dude got mad. He said ""I hope you have a daughter and she gets raped so you can see how it feels."" Well I mean she'd have to survive the abortion first."
"TIFU by hiring a hooker for the wife experience She took all my money and went shoe shopping."