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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke about cats? I'm just kitten.."
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"A watermelon walks up to a sprinkler And says to the sprinkler, ""Water me lon!"" Original joke from a friend of mine!"
"I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on. (Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)"
"Got in a car wreck while reading a church sign today... ...the Son was in my eyes."
"What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"
"Caught my wife cheating with the neighbor today so I smashed our big screen tv onto his head. That will teach them to prewatch the jeopardy dvr and try to outscore me without me knowing!"
"What do you call a black dinosaur? A Tyroneosaurus Rex."
"Remember when... ... the General Motors jobs were in Flint, and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico. And now..."
"I've got one thing to say to all you motherfuckers. Happy Father's day"
"What do you call a child molesting know-it-all? A wikipediaphile"