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Joke of the Day

"Your Mama is so fat... that while on her period she sat in the nile and Pharaoh called her ""Moses!"""

"""Donald Trump is feuding with the Pope"" is like the 7th Onion headline that's become real life in this election season"

"Whats a Mexicans Favorite sport? Cross-Crountry"

"Spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love."

"Lactose Joke (^_^) Soy milk is actually just milk that speaks only Spanish."

"What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza? A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four"

"why didn't the antelope like to go on the rollercoaster because he is anti loops"

"Literature for the blind What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater? This is the most violent story I've ever read!"

"What did the engineer say to the flood? Dam!"

"Best pick up line I've ever heard Would you mind holding my beer while I go take a shit? ....If she is still standing there. She's a keeper!"