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Joke of the Day
"I agree that 6-pack abs are sexy - that's why I have 12 of them!"
Next Joke
"Hey check out this new candle I got. -Sweet. What flavor is it? I think you mean 'what scent is it?' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What?"
"Safe words are for quitters."
"""Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?"" Allahu Akbar, honey."
"I once met a Republican feminist She told me to Czech my privilege."
"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs."
"What's the most common question in a Gay Bar? Can i push in your stool?"
"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because I never pay attention ...or something like that... I wasn't really listening."
"They say it's not the destination, it's the journey.........Except when you're heading to the bathroom with diarrhea..."
"What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up? Italian"