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Joke of the Day
"What kind of sword is good for chopping up young girls? A cutlass."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Well I guess none; they just put the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them."
"@realDonaldTrump the 1930s called, they said ""great idea."""
"How do you kill a blonde? You put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool."
"Anyone who's voice doesn't jump a few octaves when talking to a puppy probably kills people for a living"
"Would you say that the idea of a nun having sex with a clown... is virgin on the ridiculous?"
"If your coffee tastes like mud... It's probably fresh ground..."
"basically the first settlers were those people who go to a party & won't leave even though the indians were checking their watches & yawning"
"The Canadian Opera Company has announced that it will play a special concert series at the Vancouver Art Gallery. They say that this will be the first time the COC has played in the VAG."
"What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !"