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Joke of the Day
"Boss: Why is there an olive in your water? Me: What water? Oh yeah this, this is definitely water."
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"Charles Barkley sounds like a made-up name a dog would think of to get into a fancy country club."
"I reported my own accident on Waze Hence, the accident."
"Pardon me while I slip into something a little more... unconscious."
"My wife said ""I bet you can't go a whole day without telling a period joke.""I said ""You're on."""
"Youtube Joke Youtube is like baseball, three strikes and you're out."
"A man walks into a bar and see three bitches. Because he's a misogynist."
"My friend told me this one Q: Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant? A: There are just too many pastabilities!"
"Boy: Grandma do you know how to croak. Grandma: No I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do."
"What do we want?! Redundancy! What do we want?! Red-uhh. redundancy?"