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Joke of the Day
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but it's hard to get them in!"
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"Amazon Prime is seriously way better than Netflix. I love it almost as much as my Zune."
"HEY. Our ancestors didn't eat brunch. They ate rocks. And fought dinosaurs. Ever heard of fire? They INVENTED it. Enjoy your Bloody Mary."
"I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700's because guys kept checking their treasure maps."
"ME: I wish I could just go back to the good old day FRIEND: don't you mean good old days? ME: no, I just had the one"
"i stand up too fast fromthe toilet and some warm pee lands on my phone activiting the touch screen & texts the word 'autumn' to my aunt"
"What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball."
"Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A barber."
"**What's the difference between eating pizza and eating pussy?** The crust on a pizza tastes good"
"Alice in Wonderland taught me to drink things that I'm unsure of"