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Joke of the Day
"Amazon Prime is seriously way better than Netflix. I love it almost as much as my Zune."
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"[At bar] BARTENDER: I dont think she wants to talk man ME: [dabbing on pickle juice as cologne] I think I know what the ladies want pal"
"An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of pizza"
"Women jokes The fact is that I don't like jokes about women, period."
"Yes I wore a $900 fuchsia southern belle dress to your kid's baptism. When I was your bridesmaid, you said I could always wear it again."
"The theme song from The Golden Girls is stuck in my head. and now its in yours too. Your welcome."
"I'm thinking about opening one of those ""pray away the gay"" clinics just so I can name it ""God Save the Queen."""
"""I think we should start touching other people."" -Blind couple breaking up."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger's now working in pest control... He's an ex-terminator."
"*pops the hood* ""Looks like the timing nut is gone on yer muffler belt"" .. Umm r u sure you work here? *lifts eye brow, moustache falls off*"