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Joke of the Day

"I told my cheating girlfriend I was studying to become a magician And for my first act, I was disappearing out of her life."

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"What does the mafia and a girls pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in shit!"
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"One fun thing about kids crying is trying to determine if they broke a crayon or got their arm stuck in a piece of farming equipment."
"My husband and I are having a serious fight. Do you think I should let him know about it?"