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Joke of the Day
"There was a fire at the Yankee Candle store. 8 killed. 19 injured. 1200 soothed."
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"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah bless."
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"Sure the Michael Jordan underpants are good, but a lot of it is Scotty Pippen. He defends the balls."
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"""You go girl!! Your dance moves are on point! Why not get up on stage for some karaoke too! You're an amazing singer!"" - Vodka"
"A short Ramadan joke Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?!?!? Because we fast."
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