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Joke of the Day
"Pilot [on intercom]: You guys want to see a dead body?"
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"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Ground up and in the freezer"
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"I sponsor one of those poor kids on TV. He sends me nice letters, I mail him pictures of me smiling, throwing away food."
"Mad props to New York for dressing up as New Orleans for Halloween."
"(Alt Joke) Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . . title"
"When you are getting Old.... You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
"What do you call the deaf man with no limbs? Whatever you want."
"Whenever someone is about to tell me about their day, I just cover my ears and yell ""SPOILER ALERT!"""