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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man? Because she's better at being a woman than most women are."

"My ex-girlfriend was a slut. She bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie. edit: Going through a potential breakup, so if you see this, this isnt about you, babe. Dont leave me, please."

"I refuse to stay at a Holiday Inn until they publicly specify what holiday they are referring to."

"What is Error 619? When your kid sleeps in between."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

"HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS The Colossal Pillar of Wasp Eggs LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS"

"Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts."

"I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. All he does is stand there applauding and saying he loves how smooth it is."

"""How many..."" How many blacks do you need to start a riot? Minus one."

"On average, a single male has sex 89 times a year. Tomorrow is going to be really awesome for me!"