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Joke of the Day
"I'm offended every time I talk to a stranger and I'm not offered candy."
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"I just saved thousands on child support by never getting laid."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"you are so beautiful without makeup. -my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow."
"The networks need to change the phrase ""Breaking News"" to ""Now What?"""
"A wireless bra? They weren't tricky enough, now I need a password?"
"The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar... ...it was tense."
"The police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. The police charged one and let the other one off."
"According to this bathroom stall, my ex changed her number again."
"How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord? The leash goes slack..."