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Joke of the Day
"If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on."
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"Why do Klingons feel very little pain? They produce a lot of endworfins."
"*consoling friend who is a baker* I'm really sorry about the fire at your bread shop. Looks like your business is toast now."
"Son:Dad's trick or treating as a ghost in a bed sheet? Wife:& heels,eye patch & his hand stuck in a Nutella jar. More like a ghost on ambien"
"What is a UPS worker's favorite cloud service? Dropbox."
"Iphones walked out :p Two Iphones walked out of a bar"
"What do the Japanese do during erections? They vote."
"What did the Russian tell his nervous Socialist Dictator at the amusement park? ""Quit Stalin and get on the ride!"""
"Why did the fence get busted for having stolen goods? Because it got grassed up by the lawn."
"My girlfriend told me that I am immature and need to grow up Guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore"