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Joke of the Day
"Home is where the Wi-Fi is."
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"People making jokes about communism are all sharing laughs"
"[spelling bee] Your word: Spelunking ""U-N-K-I-N-G"""
"How to make Holy Water.. You boil the hell out of it."
"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs."
"sometimes i remember i was part of the nsa hack back in spring / that all my data is currently floating around china and i'm like ""cool"""
"The plan was to keep eating these alcoholic chocolates until I was either drunk or diabetic. I didn't bargain on ""bankrupt"" being an option."
"What do you call a black person that can fly a plane? A pilot, you racist fucks. P.S Wasn't that well received in anti-jokes, so I figured it might work better here."
"[estate planning] Advisor: Have you thought about an end-of-life gift? Me: I'll be dead, that's a big enough gift for everyone"
"What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat stink and be merry!"