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Joke of the Day
"Home is where the Wi-Fi is."
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"What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible? Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus."
"What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?! Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin."
"What's the difference between the Welland bus terminal and a Lobster with breast implants? One is a busty crustacean, and the other is a crusty bus station."
"One time I got so high that I accidentally got a job at McDonald's."
"I know my Valentines day will be full of garbage... ...because I'll get dumped anyway."
"He asked where I wanted to go for dinner, and that's how the fight got started."
"Got banned from bookstore AGAIN this weekend for moving ""CAUTION: WET FLOOR"" sign to the erotic aisle."
"Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server? Just because ICANN."
"Well thank you auto correct for changing ""I wish you were here"" to ""I wish you were her"". I didn't wanna have sex anyways."