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Joke of the Day
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? Perk up or people will think you're nuts!"
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"A dog limps into a bar. Says, ""I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw""."
"there's two types of people inthe world: cops who are a week from retirement and robbers who want to go straight but have to do one last job"
"Why is leather clothing good for sneaking? It's made of hide"
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