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Joke of the Day

"First Michael Jackson, and now Neil Armstrong.... The world is running out of moonwalkers"

"Barista: Can I get your name? Me: Lisa Barista: Pizza? Me: Yeah, that's fine."

"Unfollowing because you didnt get a follow back is like quitting drinking tea because the tea doesn't drink you back. It doesn't make sense."

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner"

"Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth"

"I saw an old man being beaten up by a two men in masks. I decided to help... We beat the crap out of him."

"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar hahaha"

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."

"Why did the skeleton's dick float? because he had a hollow weenie."