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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I like to sit on the floor, bring my knees up to my chest and then lean forward. But that's just how I roll."

"My uncle's wife... My uncle's wife used to stay awake at night planning how to take the law into her own hands. She was my vigilauntie."

"What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint? Tongue and groove"

"Saw a Cougar wearing a Leopard coat, driving a Jaguar. It's a jungle out there."

"I enjoy a glass of Wine each night for it's health benefits! The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves, and to make you look more appealling!"

"The quickest way to get a creationist to shut up is threatening to throw them off the edge of the earth."

"I'd like to tell a joke about pedophiles but they're fucking immature assholes."

"Coining a new term. I hereby decree that from henceforth all comparisons made between two things for comedy shall be known as... ***a yuxtoposition.***"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aramis ! Aramis who ? Aramis'tery !"

"If we make guns illegal, then nobody will get shot anymore. That's how we stopped everybody from doing drugs"