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Joke of the Day
"Why do Japanese hate bingo? They all scramble for cover when you call B-29"
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"How does a man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it"
"Pandas, skunks and zebras are the oldest species on Earth, dating back to long before colour was invented."
"Q: What kind of pizza do pilots like? A: Plain."
"Annoucement: At my funeral, all my tweets shall be recited. I will then haunt whomever leaves first, demanding honest feedback for eternity."
"Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever got? It was awesome!"
"Dicks are like bullets Small calibers don't penetrate shit, and the exploding ones really fuck you up."
"You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards."
"I don't discriminate among size guys. Personally my favorite is 3 inches and goes by the name visa, mc, or amex."
"Daughter comes home with shirt inside out. Me: Why is your shirt on wrong? Daughter: I think you old people call it: ""second base"""