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Joke of the Day

"What's the #1 cause of pedophilia? ...sexy kids NOTE: Don't let this note, my acct. name, and the fact that this is only my second post interrupt your comedic ~~enboyment~~ enjoyment"

"Did you hear about the guy who couldn't afford vanity plates? He had to change his name to J3X CY4"

"John Boehner killed a bug at the state for the union address It was a House fly."

"I have a great knock-knock joke But someone else has to start. Go"

"Law enforcement's cracking down on texting while driving, but there's no law against standing up and playing saxophone through your sunroof."

"Obama supporters are like Christmas lights... Half of them don't work and the other half aren't very bright."

"My roommate broke my favorite Russell Crowe dvd, and she was eaten by a crocodile shortly after. I'm actually kinda Gladiator."

"..because I always go through the punch-line first I'm usually buzzed by the end of the cake-line.."

"What's worse than finding cum stains in your son's underwear? Finding cum stains in the back of the underwear."

"Semi-good news for agoraphobics... A treatment is right around the corner!"