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Joke of the Day

"I have a great knock-knock joke But someone else has to start. Go"

"My friend showed me his pictures from his exchange program in Amsterdam. It turns out he did a project at the Red Light district there. Damn, he really was studying a broad!"

"If you text your boss that you can't come in and include the poop emoji, he doesn't ask any questions."

"What kind of drink would a lollipop make? Sucker punch."

"Why'd Sally fall off the swings? Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally."

"Guardsman: ""Lady Pao, the Reddit peasants are revolting!"" Lady Pao: ""Yes I agree, they're disgusting. Do you have a point?"""

"What travels down an alley and is full of holes? Batman's Parents."

"Reading the Cheesecake Factory menu. Don't tell me how it ends!"

"I played UNO with my cousins from Mexico last weekend. They just call it **ONE**"

"What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall? Hocus Focus"