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Joke of the Day
"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, and I'll go on ahead."
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"What kind of meat do vegan priests eat? Nun!"
"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"Why do SJWs hate cannibals? They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches."
"TEACHER: Its report card day Timmy TIMMY: I'm scared to look. TEACHER: Don't worry. It's all B's lol *opens it & gets engulfed by bees*"
"Why were the welder and stoner such good friends? They both love to spark up joints."
"How do pigs gets to hospital? In a hambulance"
"Anonymous doesn't hack Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can't use a computer."
"Whenever I hear ""let me tell you the truth"", I secretly cross my fingers, hoping they say ""brownies are healthy, eat as many as you want."""
"A Muslim walks into a bar. No one survived the blast."