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Joke of the Day

"One milli-Helen: The amount of beauty required to launch a single ship."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite sport, according to CNN? Dodgeball."

"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or you're taking sh!t from some @sshole!"

"What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don't have a Lamborghini right now"

"I don't get why people are allowed to say ""Damn straight"" But I get in trouble when i say ""Damn gays""."

"They're making a movie about a Kamikaze pilot who wants to assassinate a Catholic Priest It's called ""Aryan vs Predator"""

"Why aren't iPhone chargers called apple juice?"

"Post your best one liner Mine: Excessive masterbation is often caused by hand-gina"

"Maybe snakes are always angry cause they don't have arms to hug with :("

"Where are average things manufactured? The Satisfactory"