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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? You hand the bitch a shovel."
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"Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials."
"Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics? Because they're all in the US"
"I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day."
"Remember that time when we got trapped on a ski-lift for 4 days, then the acid wore off and we were just sitting on my grandmas porch-swing."
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"Why do Black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream."
"""Wow the service here is really good"" - snail after waiting 40 mins for a Big Mac"
"What do you call a theft by a stumbling person? A lumberjack."
"What do you call somebody who pretends to play on a player piano? A Penis"