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Joke of the Day
"Marriage brings two people together to solve issues they never had before"
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"What does the ""B"" in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot"
"I dreamt last night that I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted."
"What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut? ""I Apollo-gize"""
"You can tell a lot about a person by how early their neighbors call the cops on Thanksgiving."
"Whenever someone says ""Let's kill two birds with one stone"", I wonder what they did wrong. Probably some kind of religious violation."
"My friend just sent me this one. > To the person who stole my Microsoft Office, I will find you! > You have my Word!"
"What's the hardest part of running over a baby? My dick."
"Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face."
"*Police bust through door* -QUICK FLUSH ALL THE SUGAR -WAIT, WHY!? -I DON'T KNOW, THEY DO IT IN THE MOVIES!"