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Joke of the Day

"How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb? It depends on the definition of lightbulb."

"Pokemon Go Is Just Like Tinder Both apps require you to swipe to catch monsters in your area."

"Bob: Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."

"Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing people with knives was got boring."

"Where does the Internet football team play? Webley."

"Why was the lawyer home early? Briefcase"

"In olden times it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since then weddings have been held there and times haven't changed at all!"

"I can't call people Grammar Nazis on social media anymore.... Now I call them the Alt-Write."

"*lights scented candle* *accidentally burns down house* *everyone agreed that it smelled amazing*"

"Happy National Alienate Several Friends By Calling One Friend Your Best Friend Day."