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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters? The Vinyl solution."
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"Woman goes to a psychiatrist convinced her house is made of celery. Psychiatrist tells her he's seen this sort of thing before ... it's called stalk home syndrome."
"There are more and more suicide bombers around nowadays isn't there... then again... also less and less."
"Ticket Clerk: Enjoy the film! Me: U too! TC: Really? You'll take me with u? Me: I didn't mean.. TC: Oh, I see Me: I'm sor TC: [sobs] JUST GO"
"I got my PHD in scatology today. Reading all of those YouTube comments was a pain though."
"Never ever... Never trust a midget that tells you your wife's hair smells nice."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ? Arizona room for one of us in this town !"
"DAD: Sorry it's not a pony, honey. Best I could do LITTLE GIRL: [riding gigantic earthworm] This is Princess Doomtube. She shall be feared"
"What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk."
"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who the hell cares?"